ME! by Todd Strasser

I look in the mirror~
what do i see?
No one as handsome,
as gallant as me.

A glistening smile
and big, beautiful eyes,
the women all love me~
I'm such a great prize!

But it's Belle that I want~
my call she must heed!
Why does she ignore me?
All she does is read!

We'll all storm the castle,
and I'll kill the beast!
Then I'll marry Belle~
there'll be a great feast!

The townsfolk will marvel
as Belle will be mine.
Two beauties together
until the end of time!

And the only problem
that I can foresee
is who is prettier,
the Beauty, or me?